An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting a complicated surgery on him and he insisted that his son-in-law, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anaesthesia, he spoke to his son-in-law. “Yes, Dad, what is it?” “Don’t be nervous son; do your best and just remember, if something happens to me mother in law will come and live with you.” The surgery was a great success....

Law 1 Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager. Law 2 The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied. Law 3 For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation. Law 4 Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer....