Humor

At Age 4……Success is….not peeing in your pants. At Age 6……Success is….finding your way home (from school) At Age 12…..Success is….having friends At Age 16/18..Success is….having a driver’s license At Age 20…..Success is….having sex At Age 35…..Success is….having money At Age 45…..Success is….having money At Age 55…..Success is….having money At Age 60…..Success is….having sex At Age 65…..Success is….keeping a driver’s license At Age 70…..Success is….having friends At Age 75…..Success is….finding your way home (from anywhere)...

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result; all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water....

To relieve the boredom, I remove a e-mail party invite from a user’s mail and post it under the senders username to alt.singles.with.severe.social.dysfunctions on news, and make a note in my diary to be there with my camcorder. Should be a blast!