Humor

Law 1 Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager. Law 2 The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied. Law 3 For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation. Law 4 Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer....

Disclaimer: All characters in the story are not at all imaginary. Any resemblance to person living or dying of work is purely intentional. One night when the whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into the house of a washer man. The washer man was fast asleep but the donkey and the dog were awake. The dog decided not to bark since the master did not take good care of him and wanted to teach him a lesson....