Humor

The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. We must polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum....

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting a complicated surgery on him and he insisted that his son-in-law, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anaesthesia, he spoke to his son-in-law. “Yes, Dad, what is it?” “Don’t be nervous son; do your best and just remember, if something happens to me mother in law will come and live with you.” The surgery was a great success....

Law 1 Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager. Law 2 The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied. Law 3 For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation. Law 4 Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer....

Disclaimer: All characters in the story are not at all imaginary. Any resemblance to person living or dying of work is purely intentional. One night when the whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into the house of a washer man. The washer man was fast asleep but the donkey and the dog were awake. The dog decided not to bark since the master did not take good care of him and wanted to teach him a lesson....