Permission denied – your clearance level is ‘intern’ but you’re asking for ‘god mode’
The server checked your credentials and laughed. Try again with bribes.
You are not authorized to access this resource. Please try again after bribing the sysadmin.
Your clearance level is too low. Please come back after a few promotions.
The server is experiencing technical difficulties due to your lack of authorization.
Access denied due to entropy imbalance in the user credential field.
Your permissions were found in violation of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.
Permission denied — credentials failed the Turing Test.
Server’s sarcasm buffer overflowed while reading your access level.
You have exceeded the maximum number of attempts to access this resource. Please wait for the heat death of the universe before trying again.
Our sysadmin has temporarily suspended your account due to an unexpected shortage of coffee.
Wow, you’re really not supposed to be here. Please leave before we call security.
It appears you’ve stumbled upon a page that’s still in beta testing. Or maybe it’s just a figment of your imagination. Either way, please try again later.
Our servers are currently experiencing a shortage of witty banter. Please try again later when our supply has been replenished.
Permission denied due to an unexpected outbreak of common sense. Please try again later when our servers have been restored to their usual state of chaos.
You’ve exceeded the maximum amount of sass allowed per user. Please try again after a short period of time spent contemplating the meaning of sass.
It seems our servers have been taken over by a group of rogue, sentient, coffee machines. Please try again later when they’ve finished brewing a fresh pot.
You’ve reached a page that’s only accessible by solving a complex puzzle involving quantum superposition and interpretive tap dance. Sorry, buddy.
Our system is currently down due to an unexpected shortage of existential dread. Please try again when the feeling of impending doom has been replenished.
The server is experiencing technical difficulties due to an unexpected invasion of giant, mutant, radioactive philosophers. Please try again later when the philosophers have been relocated to a safe and secure location.
You’ve exceeded the maximum amount of whimsy allowed per user. Please try again after a short period of time spent contemplating the meaning of whimsy.
It seems our servers have been replaced with a never-ending loop of dad jokes. Please try again later when we’ve had a chance to debug the issue.
Permission denied due to a temporary lapse in the rules of grammar. Please try again after the dictionary has been rebooted.
You’ve reached a page that’s only accessible by navigating a treacherous maze of twisty little passages, all alike, while being serenaded by a choir of singing accountants. Sorry, buddy.
Our system is currently down due to an unexpected outbreak of poetic license. Please try again later when our servers have been restored to their usual state of prose.
The server is experiencing technical difficulties due to an unexpected invasion of giant, mutant, radioactive linguists. Please try again later when the linguists have been relocated to a safe and secure location.
You’ve exceeded the maximum amount of nostalgia allowed per user. Please try again after a short period of time spent contemplating the meaning of nostalgia.
It seems our servers have been taken over by a group of rogue, time-traveling, editors. Please try again later when they’ve finished proofreading our system’s documentation.
Permission denied due to a rare condition known as “Sudden Onset Lack of Oxford Commas” (SOLC). Please try again after a few grammatical corrections.
You’ve reached a page that’s only accessible by solving a complex puzzle involving semantic analysis and interpretive mime. Sorry, buddy.
Our system is currently down due to an unexpected shortage of humor. Please try again when the laughter has been replenished.
The server is experiencing technical difficulties due to an unexpected invasion of giant, mutant, radioactive comedians. Please try again later when the comedians have been relocated to a safe and secure location.
You’ve exceeded the maximum amount of irony allowed per user. Please try again after a short period of time spent contemplating the meaning of irony.
It seems our servers have been replaced with a never-ending loop of recursive self-referential paradoxes, written in a language that only exists in a parallel universe, where the skies are always purple and the grass is always green. Please try again later when we’ve had a chance to debug the issue.
Permission denied due to a temporary lapse in the laws of thermodynamics. Please try again after the universe has been rebooted.
You’ve reached a page that’s only accessible by navigating a treacherous maze of twisty little passages, all alike, while being attacked by a swarm of killer thesauruses. Sorry, buddy.
The server is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please try again later (or never).