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The following is an actual question given on a
University of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so 'profound', that the
professor shared it with his colleagues via the
Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the
pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs
using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats
when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:

प्रश्न: तुमच्या समोर कोंबडं आहे. ते कोंबडा आहे का कोंबडी हे कसे ओळखणार?
उत्तर: जवळ जाऊन टाळी वाजवा. पळाला तर कोंबडा. पळाली तर कोंबडी.

(Quick list)
- Batch resize (requested by Omkar). Features available in ImageMagick are welcome.
- Should have stats per album and per photo
- List of people who visited the photos
- Per user invitation key which can be used only by that user (this will be applicable to google account users only)
- Collection of albums feature available in Flickr
- ACLs per photo, per album, per user. Nice to have: control over downloading the album and photo resolution for each user.

Q) If a person sits on a cot, why will he get a sunburn?
A) Because, if a person is sitting on cot, he will be one upon cot and hence is tan.

१] तितली उडी, बस मे चढी।
सीट ना मिली,तो रोने लगी।।
driver बोला आजा मेरे पास,
तितली बोली " हट बदमाश "।

२] आज सोमवार है,
चूहे को बुखार है।
चूहा गया डाक्टर के पास,
डाक्टर ने लगायी सुई,
चूहा बोला उईईईईई।