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A Man to God

Man:" Give me a bag full of money, a job and a vehicle full of girls"

God replies: "Tataastu Bachaa"

and then....

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God made him a bus conductor of -- Ladies special bus!

Moral:
Requirement specification should be CLEAR-CUT

एकदा एका हत्तीचं एका डासिणीवर (म्हणजे डासाची मादी) प्रेम जडलं. खूप दिवस दोघांचं अफेअर जोरात चाललं. सगळ्या जंगलात या प्रकरणाची चर्चा गाजत राहिली. अखेर हत्तीनं डासिणीच्या वडिलांना भेटून तिला रीतसर मागणी घातली.

As suggested by Amit and Sharnindar

Please note that i have taken each item mentioned in the list(even the optional ones). That is because I was travelling alone. However, as you guys are in a group, you can share certain spares or other stuff as they may be common across bikes/people. Do not overload the bikes. The idea is to have fun while we are on a mission and not to mess up things. Wish you all a happy and safe riding and enhanced bonding :).

Things to take

Bike Spares
Headlamp/tail lamp bulb
Spark plug
Fuse

Recently, friend send me following ad:

The ad is in english. Majority of India's population does not understand english. I really wonder for whom exactly this ad was created.

This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done